THE PERKS OF HAVING A HOMO FOR A DOCTORRRR

  • Doctor: So John, how did you hurt your shoulder?
  • Me: Uhhh, I was lip syncing...
  • Doctor: Was it to Judy?
  • Me: ...Liza.
  • Doctor: Good man.
  • Me: I should start my homework
  • Me: *Goes to laptop*
  • Me: *Tumblr*
  • Me: *Music*
  • Me: *Texting*
  • Me: *Eating*
  • Me: *Goes to bed*
  • Me: *Wakes up*
  • Me: SHIT!
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